I don't believe you, I'm a Marlboro Red girl!

Well first I asked Kim to go out, but she didn't really want to ( -You could be a champion! -Oh reallyyyyyyy? ) so I asked Andrea, even if I didn't really wanted to because she is special, and sometimes it's déconcertant (disconcerting). We decided to meet at Picadilly at 9pm, but that was too early so she offerd to first have a drink at her place and then move to the club called tigertiger... It's a very funny club, the concept is similar to Picadilly Institute, and there's a counter for the number of persons in the club! Well we danced and drank a lot of white wine it was cool! Guys asked me where I learned to dance like this, well I don't knoooooooow! Severel times I saw an Abercrombie model (YES HE WAS, despite his swollen cheeks) looking at me, so finally I had to pécho ( ) him. Sam, 29 never came back, instead of going to sleep with him at his place, V came to pick me up with his friends (rented I suppose) Jaguar (RAWRRRRR) and we went to their place, which I doooon't remember where it is (because I was quite drunk at this point) Then both of his friends started to ☠ and asked me if I wanna ☠ too, I said no and they said "Ouu you never ☠  before" and I said that yes I already ☠ and then I ate it. It tasted like C₆H₈O₇ and next time I probably wanna  хоолойгоо утах. Then his friend took me back home and that's it